The Wolf Hall actor will take on the spider-mantle.
Even Walley World is not worth the indignity.
Will this lead to a League Of Extraordinary Sequels? (Probably.)
What is that odious stench? Smells like...teenagers.
The reboot will see the webslinger as an endearingly gawky 15-to-16-year-old.
Shit’s about to get real in the Hundred Acre Woods.