Rarely am I at a loss for words. But I am incapable of summoning the vocabulary worthy of describing the transcendent brilliance of the video you are about to watch. It features Jean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits in a fashion that can only be described as the single greatest thing in the history of the world. Pack it in, Western Civilization. You are never going to top this:
As a city dweller with no children, I have little need for an enormous, long-haul Volvo truck. I don’t even have a place to park the thing. But that doesn’t matter; I just bought six of them anyway. Thank you, Jean-Claude. Thank you.