Typically we reserve The Dissolve’s “Essential Viewing” tag for feature-length movies. But I am issuing an executive order to make an exception for this video, which is called “The Wolf Of System Of A Down,” for it is the most essential of essential viewings. If you have to choose between watching this clip, which lays System Of A Down’s “Chop Suey!” over scenes from Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf Of Wall Street, and oxygen, just hold your breath for 30 seconds. It’s worth it. Take a look:
I literally have not stopped laughing since I watched this. I don’t know why this is so funny, either. Maybe it’s just the sight of Leonardo DiCaprio whispering “Wake up!” and screaming like Serj Tankian. Maybe it’s the dangerous amount of cold medication I’ve taken in the last 48 hours. But I can’t imagine a more important YouTube video.